A basket blogger at the gates of heaven

What do you mean I don’t get in? Didn’t you see all the work I did?

All the Breaking News? All the Hot Takes? All the possibilities I talked about?

What about all my clickbait? I had so many hits! Does that mean nothing in heaven?!

When there was a trade, I said it wouldn’t work and listed 50 Reasons Why

And when there wasn’t a trade, I gave 100 Reasons Why there would be one!

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I gave you previews and reviews and pre-season and post-season and mid-season

I gave you grades for every thing, large or small.

Where there was a word count I beat it, Where there was a writing opportunity to take, I took it

I joined network after network, from Bleacher Report to Fansided to SBNation and back again

I used message board after message board, I followed all the right people on Twitter

My SEO was flawless, my keywords were vast and varied, every possible term was searchable

All of my tags were topical

I blogged through hail, sleet, snow, weddings, births, deaths

I’ve seen entire memes risen and fallen in a single week

I’ve followed and unfollowed every player in the NBA twice

I’ve been bombaraded by WojBombs and lived to see another day.

What

Do You

Mean

There’s No Room For Me?

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