What do you mean I don’t get in? Didn’t you see all the work I did?
All the Breaking News? All the Hot Takes? All the possibilities I talked about?
What about all my clickbait? I had so many hits! Does that mean nothing in heaven?!
When there was a trade, I said it wouldn’t work and listed 50 Reasons Why
And when there wasn’t a trade, I gave 100 Reasons Why there would be one!
I gave you previews and reviews and pre-season and post-season and mid-season
I gave you grades for every thing, large or small.
Where there was a word count I beat it, Where there was a writing opportunity to take, I took it
I joined network after network, from Bleacher Report to Fansided to SBNation and back again
I used message board after message board, I followed all the right people on Twitter
My SEO was flawless, my keywords were vast and varied, every possible term was searchable
All of my tags were topical
I blogged through hail, sleet, snow, weddings, births, deaths
I’ve seen entire memes risen and fallen in a single week
I’ve followed and unfollowed every player in the NBA twice
I’ve been bombaraded by WojBombs and lived to see another day.
There’s No Room For Me?